Horrible joke time

1.If you had six teen cows and two goats,what would you have ? A lot of milk.


2.What doesn't ask questions but must be answeres?  A telephone.


3.What follows a dog everywhere? It's tail.


4.What do you serve but never eat? A tennis ball.


5.Why does a bull have horns? Because it's bell doesn't work.


6.Which is faster-heat or cold? Heat.You can catch a cold.


7.What must you pay when you go to school? Attention.


8.When a lemon asks for help,what does it want?Lemonade.


9.Why is a river rich? Because it has two banks.


10.Did your sister help you with your homework? No.sir.She did all of it.


11.What gets wetter as it dries? A towel.


12.Doctor,I think I'm getting smaller. What should I do ? You'll have to be a little patient.


13.What do you get after it's been taken? Your photograph.


14.What's the best way to speak to a monster? From a long distance.


15.What kind of driver can't drive?  A screwdriver.


16.What is at the end of every-thing? The letter'g'.


17.How do you stop food from going bad? By eating it.


18.Which word is always pronounced wrongly? WRONGLY.


19.If a man married a princess,what would he be ?  Her husband.


20.Where does a large gorilla sit when it goes to the theatre? Anywhere it wants to.


21.Excuse me.Do you know the quickest way to the station? Yes,take a taxi.


22.If your clock strikes thirteen,what time is it? Time to get a new one.


23.What can you make but can't see?  A noise.


24.How many sides has a box got? Two-the inside and the outside.


25.What's your new dog's name? I don't know.He won't tell me.


26.What do elephants have that no other animal has?  Baby elephants.


27.What's the best thing to put in a fruit cake? Your teeth.


28.What has legs but can't walk? A table.

29.Will you still love me when I'm not beautiful any more?  Darling,of course I do.


30.What do you put on when it's wet?  Paint.